Software engineer. Train enthusiast. Lego hoarder.

Things I’m not terrible at, and sometimes enjoy using:

Things I’m a bit rusty on but used to be good at:

Please don’t talk to me about:

Things that make me happy:

  • 100% test coverage*
    *fight constructively engage with me
  • Rigorous static analysis
  • Type safety
  • Anything by JetBrains
  • Making lists
  • Fixing things

Things that make me unhappy:

  • AI generated docstrings/commit messages
  • Console output in my tests
  • People breaking things I just fixed

My favourite mind altering substances that I take on a regular basis:

  • Caffeine
  • Sertraline

Things I am evidently not good at:

  • Design